1. lindseybluth:

    i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

    (via maliciousmelons)

     


  2. lameborghini:

    getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

    (via human)

     

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  4. h0odrich:

    everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

    (via human)

     

  5. (Source: glitteringgoldie, via human)

     


  6. princess-of-lore:

    mycheekyfinn:

    official-nasa:

    monilip:

    dont-stop-runninggg:

    knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

    wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

    That was deep

    philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

    That was deeper.

    common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

    (Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via human)

     


  7. iamthewhiteobama:

    when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

    image

    (Source: lnalloweentown, via human)

     

  8. the-managment:

    ass-enthusiast:

    human:

    a hole

    the-managment
    this could be us but u playin

    U tryna holla?

    (Source: wh0re-bag, via andrewthepancake)

     


  9. moldyaereoles asked: hi, what are your fav sad time songs to snuggle up in bed & cry to? i need new suggestions & i feel like you'd give me good advice

    kittydothedishes:

    hmmmklm;lsadkfj;lsk lemme think huh

    • seasons in the sun - terry jacks
    • you don’t own me - lesley gore
    • can’t be friends - trey songz
    • between the bars - elliott smith
    • sleepwalking - modest mouse
    • heretics - andrew bird
    • you know that im no good - amy winehouse
    • first love - uffie
    • end of the world - skeeter davis
    • future 86 - bomb the music industry
    • no more - 3LW
    • koop island blues - koop
    • honestly - blue sky black death
    • drinks on me - danny brown
    • runaround sue - dion
    • wish you were here - pink floyd
    • alone again - gilbert o’sullivan
    • crazy - patsy cline
    • the girl who stole my tamagotchi - hot sugar
    • fields of gold - sting
    • suspicious minds - elvis presley
    • are you lonesome tonight - elvis presley
    • love song - the cure

    yea these are all corny WAHTEVR

     

  10. (Source: icymomo, via pechanko)